Team

Hoodini is built by chronic.ro, a small engineering studio, and led by Robert Schmidt — linkedin.com/in/tdimhcs. Robert has been programming for more than twenty years and building in crypto for the last three; Hoodini is the instrument he wanted for Robinhood Chain and could not find.

The product doctrine — measure before weighting, unknown is a first-class answer, honest display — is his, and so is every line of the changelog.

We are raising

Hoodini runs on real data budgets — chain archives, explorers, security feeds, execution records — and the copy book is heading for live capital. We are looking for funding to take the paper record we have built in public to a funded, audited live book, and to bring the next chains fomo's traders trade on under the same instrument.

If you invest in market infrastructure, trading tooling or on-chain data, the numbers are all on the site and in this handbook, and the short version is the investor brief (PDF) — four pages, no rocket slide. Reach us on X: @hoodiniapp.

Open positions

We are hiring for three roles. Remote, crypto-native, paid.

• Node.js developer — the worker, the copy agent, the chain readers. TypeScript, Postgres, Redis, viem; you should be comfortable reading an EVM receipt and a Uniswap v4 pool key without a library telling you what they mean.
• Marketing — positioning a measurement product in a market that sells hype. You will own the story, the launches and the partnerships with launchpads and trading apps.
• Social media — the X account, the Telegram channel, the community around the copy book. You read charts, you write short, and you know the memecoin crowd on Robinhood Chain and Solana.

Apply the same way: a message to @hoodiniapp on X with what you have shipped and which role you want. No forms, no recruiters.

Everything else

Questions about a signal, a trade or a ticket go through Support. Everything about the team, the funding round or a role goes to @hoodiniapp.